Heather Hill – mum of five (not the band) is one of a rare kind; the rare kind being a member of the O negative blood group, pitch perfect (therefore unable to fully enjoy the atonal drones of Scotland’s bagpipes) and one of the 0.5% of females that is ever-so-slightly colour blind. She is known to have been prevented from leaving the house with blue eyebrows on at least one occasion.
AUTHOR OF THE SHARP-WITTED, EMPOWERING ROMP, ‘THE NEW MRS D’.
She’s an English woman living in Scotland with her Glaswegian husband, which means she always misses the end of Braveheart repeats; choosing to sneak quietly off to bed while England are still winning.
She used to fix computers for a living. Now she kicks them with annoying regularity, for the loathing of the typo and the love of comedy writing.
Got a burning question? Drink lots of cranberry juice….
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